how many dragons would imagine dragons imagine if imagine dragons could imagine dragons
jesus fucking christ
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Hipster Final Boss
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
LOOK AT MY PHONE