ruinedchildhood:

Monopoly just got real.

ruinedchildhood:

Monopoly just got real.

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

heckacute:

Everybody said that it couldn’t be done. Everybody doubted me. They tried to stop me. They told me that I couldn’t pierce my teeth.

They were right. I have completely ruined my mouth. 

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and


om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and

om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.

pospiscal:

king-for-24hours:

pospiscal:

panickatthedickso:

pospiscal:

i wanna be a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok

So like a friend or therapist?

like a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok

a hugstitute

actually more of a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

palmist:

i love this blooper 

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

Does anybody know of any good music blogs to follow?

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread