Monopoly just got real.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
Everybody said that it couldn’t be done. Everybody doubted me. They tried to stop me. They told me that I couldn’t pierce my teeth.
They were right. I have completely ruined my mouth.
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.
oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and
om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”
i wanna be a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok
So like a friend or therapist?
like a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok
actually more of a prostitute but instead of having sex with people i’d hug them and tell them it’s gonna be ok
i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode
i love this blooper
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
i am the human version of the first piece of bread