unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

artslay:

keeping her gays in check

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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cokeflow:

zackisontumblr:

friends who save your posts from getting zero notes

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disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

amoying:

when people keep talking and you just wanna

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sirlightbulb:

Straight white boy problems isn’t even a blog about problems, it’s a blog about how I should be living my life

aminaabramovic:

reads the good traits about my zodiac sign: yas that’s so me!

reads the bad traits: astrology is so fake…..how can anyone believe this