someone told me gender was a binary so i responded in language they could understand 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110
i love you
this cow is prettier than me
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
the ocean is cool as shit and if you don’t think so you can get out of my face
christmas is coming. indulge.
how come women are seen as overreactive to dumb things when men literally need FOR MEN written on soap before they can use it
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
could you show me how to adjust the seat
where can i buy some thigh high crocs