8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
acting cool around ur crush
this video will never not make me smile
What you mean wrestling is fake?
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
This will never not be funny
Flaphack #6: Turn your old CD holder into a *handy snack holder!
*handiness not guaranteed
how high is Denny’s rn
gu ys just looka t this dfucking deer look at its horns but look at the wya tis face is look at how he looks at the camera like u w anna fkin go
a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT